Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team

Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head in the sand may think that they will do well there. The pitches in West Indies are fast plus the players (who anyway have got a tough time on such pitches) will succumb easily. They will advance (I truly hope for this reason) to the next round by beating the weak teams though they will lose once again to the strong ones and they will find ourselves out and forgotten very soon. So instead of feeling sad, the only thing left for the fans to do is to joke related to them. Therefore here goes!

The story goes that there was a couple married for quite confident time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour. Therefore finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than to carry on such a relationship.

For this reason they consulted a lawyer. Though the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court it was decided that this choice have to be left to their son. Accordingly the judge asked “Son, would you like to stay with your mummy? ”

The kid replied, ” No, mummy beats me. ”

For this reason the judge asked “Then, would you like to stay with your papa? ”

The kid replied, “No, papa beats me as well. ”

Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do. After pondering for sure time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child.

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with

Any guesses?

Come on I know you can guess this.

Ok here is the decision: The judge decided that the kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team for the reason that they never beat anybody.

And here are sure one liners to pipe up your day:

Why do Indian babies cry and complain all the time?

They are practicing how to become Indian cricketers when they grow up.

What is an handcuffed Indian Cricketer called?

A cricketer you may trust.

What are the four words that will destroy any Indian batsman?

Did you bat today?

Why doesnt the crowd blink when Tendulkar goes out to bat?

There just is no time until he gets out again.

What is the difference amid an Indian batsman and an Australian one?

100 runs.

What is the difference amid batteries and Indian cricketers?

Batteries have got a positive side

How do you force Indian cricketers to run amid wickets?

You position food on either end

Yes, I know that certain of these jokes are really putting the Indian team down however , considering their existing form (excluding the recent two victories against West Indies which I think is more of a fluke than anything else), I felt that I could say such things.

I cannot understand how such players such as Ganguly, Tendulkar, Dravid additionally, the rest might let the fans down time and again. Sometimes it seems that they are not really interested in playing and that theygambling-portalway their wicket easily. If that is the case then they have to leave and let other more able and willing youngsters escort a shot. They will not fare much worse in any situation. What will they do? Lose. They lose anyway and to any cricket playing nation in the world!

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